20-Jun-03

This is something that I have to share . Simply visit this site and enjoy the show. Recomendations : "Terminator" and "The Star Wars Kid Reloaded".
(Basically, this kid videotaped himself pretending to be Darth Maul from Star Wars Ep 1. Some "friends" found the tape, digitized it and put it on Kazaa, within a week, it was downloaded over a million times. The rest is history)

17-Jun-03

Leaving behind his folk music roots, Kim Jong-Il is reinventing himself in the world of hardcore gangsta hip-hop.

16-Jun-03

Little known fact: Colin Powell plays a mean air guitar and practices constantly whenever he can.

12-Jun-03

Research and development continues to improve nanofrog technology. Soon, readily-available, easy-to-train, microscopic frogs will do all our bidding.

12-Jun-03

Shortly after George Bush (Sr) removed the training wheels off his son_s Segway, a nervous George Bush (Jr) took an unfortunate nose-dive onto the pavement. Skinning his palms and knees, he runs off to Mom to get some Band-aids, Bactine and a hug.

11-Jun-03

Senior Hamas Leader Abdel-Aziz al-Rantiss, you_ve just survived a missle attack from israeli helicopter gunships, destroying your car and killing 2 bystanders. What are YOU going to do next?
"I_m going to Disney World!"

10-Jun-03

Coming this summer "Honey, I blew up The Duke of Edinburgh and Queen Elizabeth II"

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09-Jun-03

Shown here is North Korean Leader Kim Jong-II along with his band , The Kim Jong Experience, on the cover of their new folk music album "Voices in the Field".

05-Jun-03

Putting even more strain on the Mid-East peace process, President Bush inadvertantly injures Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and Saudi Arabian Crown Prince Abdullah after attempting a stunt he saw in the movie "Jackass"

30-May-03

Michael Jackson, in a press conference today, announced that his plastic surgey days are now in fact over and that he has reached his desired form.